A Cadaver Christmas (2011) – Film

“A Cadaver Christmas”

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On Christmas Eve, cadavers rise and start eating people at the local university due to a science professor’s experiment.  It’s up to our hero, the mop and plunger wielding Janitor who will stop at nothing, to save the world.  Using whatever devices they can find, the Janitor and his cohorts; the Bartender, the Drunk, the Cop, his Perp and a Security Guard  battle to stop the cadaver menace before they escape the university.  Continue reading

The Taint (2010) – Film

“The Taint”

#31 of the 31 days of horror challenge.  (These reviews will be more raw due to the nature of the challenge.)

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After the water supply is tainted by an experimental chemical, the men of  the world are turned into misogynistic monsters intent on killing all women.  Phil O’Ginny and Misandra fight to survive in this violent new world. Continue reading

Return of the Killer Shrews (2012) – Film

“Return of the Killer Shrews”

#24 of the 31 days of horror challenge.  (These reviews will be more raw due to the nature of the challenge.)

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After more than 50 years, Thorn Sherman returns to the island where he battled killer shrews.  He takes a TV producer to join the crew filming a reality wildlife show to the island, only to find that the killer shrews are thriving, due to the machinations of his old nemesis. Continue reading

Galaxy Quest (1999) – Film

“Galaxy Quest”

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Galaxy Quest was a short lived sci-fi television series that developed a rabid cult following.  There are now conventions dedicated to the show where fans get to cos-play and meet the actors who played their beloved characters.  At one such convention, Jason Nesmith, who played Captain Peter Quincey Taggart, is approached by Aliens who have intercepted the crew’s “historical archives” and soon finds himself on a real space ship battling real aliens.  Now he and his dysfunctional crew, must find a way save an entire species from annihilation. Continue reading

Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008) – Film

“Feast II: Sloppy Seconds”

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Picking up shortly after Feast left off, Biker Queen comes to the bar in the middle of no where and finds her sister, Harley Mom’s remains.  She also finds that the Bartender has survived and takes him hostage to try to track down Bozo to a nearby town.  When they arrive, the town appears deserted and they discover that the creatures are spreading. Continue reading

The Big Hit (1998) – Film

“The Big Hit”

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Melvin is a nice guy, who happens to be a hard working assassin.  To pay off his girlfriend’s bills and help out his fiancee’s parents, Melvin agrees to assist his co-worker and fellow assassin, Cisco, with an independent kidnapping job.   When they realize who they’ve kidnapped, Melvin ends up fighting for his life as he becomes the target.  Continue reading

Bite Me! (2004) -Film

“Bite Me!”

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When a shipment of hybrid, genetically engineered marijuana gets delivered to the Go-Go-Sorous strip club, chaos ensues when insects that were delivered with it escape and terrorize the club.  Continue reading

Attack of the Vegan Zombies! (2010) – Film

“Attack of the Vegan Zombies!”

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Joe and Dione own a vineyard and winery which had once belonged to Dione’s father. Unfortunately, their crops have been mysteriously getting worse each year.  Facing bankruptcy, they have only one more chance to turn their vineyard around.  Dione asks her mother for some “special” help.   Fast forward one year, they have an abundance of crops and Joe hires a group of college students to help with the harvest.  As the harvest begins,   strange things start to happen.  Continue reading