“Savage Vows“
Day 21 of the 31-Days of Horror
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Honestly I misread the title on the cover art as “Sausage Vows”, but decided to check it out anyway.
Mark lost his wife in a car accident, so, after the funeral, his friends (and Mark Polonia) decide to stay with him for the weekend as support. Turns out, they may not be such good friends.
“Wyrmwood: Apocalypse”
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Movie #1 of the 2022 31-days of horror.
This sequel was released 8 years after the first Wyrmwood. Where the first was a horror comedy that introduced its audience to some memorable characters and a creative new twist on the zombie genre, this one dropped most, if not all, of the comedy. It, instead, focused on how the survivors and the zombies had adapted and evolved post apocalypse.
Continue reading“Zombie Strippers”
Movie #23 of the 2020 31-Days of Horror.
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In an alternate reality, not so terribly different from our current surreal state of insanity, a secret government lab in Nebraska has created the zombie virus, and predictably, it is unleashed into an unsuspecting illicit strip club infecting their most popular dancer, then others.
Continue reading“Innocent Blood”
Movie #22 of the 2020 31-Days of Horror.
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Marie is a lonely vampire, very selective, feeding only from bad people. She is always careful to “finish her food”, ensuring that her victims won’t come back to cause trouble. A recent victim, Tony, a Pittsburg mobster, complicates undercover cop, Joe Gennaro’s investigation. Marie’s next victim is Sal “The Shark” Macelli, and through a series of missteps, she is unable to “finish him”. Once he realizes what happened, he decides to give new meaning to the term “made men”.
Continue reading“Rabid Grannies”
Movie #18 of the 2020 31-Days of Horror.
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At a family gathering celebrating their Aunts birthdays, a mysterious gift arrives. Everyone is surprised to learn that it is from the one member of the family, their nephew Christopher, who is not there. To the Aunts delight, it is a beautifully carved wooden box, which once opened, causes them to turn into demons, who eat everyone they catch.
Continue reading“Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane”
Movie #11 for the 2020 31-Days of Horror.
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An alleged government contractor is using a commercial airliner to transport top secret cargo under armed guard. A mad scientist, the “contractor”, a distraught husband, and his wife flee the US on a flight to Paris, including a US Air Marshall, a pilot on his final flight before retiring, a professional golfer, and a cop transporting a prisoner when the weather becomes severe and the turbulence causes some some unforeseen complications with the flight.
Continue reading“Multi-Headed Shark Attack Franchise”
I love creature features! They often blur lines between horror/thriller/sci fi (and comedy). Jaws is in my top 3 movies of all time and it is universally accepted as horror and I have a well established affinity for crappy shark movies. Clearly, I watched these over a period of a couple days.
Movies #7, #8, and #9 (I’m not counting 3-Headed Shark attack, as I’d previously review that one for a past 31-DoH) of the 2020 31-Days of Horror.
Continue reading“Lizard Boy”
Movie #6 of the 2020 31-Days of Horror.
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Gino (Pete Punito) is a geneticist working on a secret government project. He and his fiancée are trying to get pregnant, when they discover he is unable. When she breaks things off, Gino decides to use his expertise to create his own son using genetic material from Lucy, the Komodo Dragon who is the subject of the secret government project, mixed with his own genetic material.
Continue reading“Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies”
Movie #2 of the 2020 31-Days of Horror.
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Josh and Steve are professional snowboarders who are trying to secure a sponsorship at a remote ski resort. Steve decides to pull a stunt by skiing to the finish line naked, not knowing that they were fulfilling a little girl’s wish to meet him and causing them both to lose the sponsorship. Meanwhile, the resort owner, Franz, has been experimenting with making artificial snow and is in the process of giving a demonstration to his potential Russian investor. When the investor gets the noxious artificial snow fluid sprayed in his face, causing him to become increasingly ill.
Continue reading“Fantasy Island”
Movie #1 of the 2020 31 Days of Horror
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Gwen, Melodie, Patrick, J.D., and Brax arrive on an island resort to live out their fantasies. Mr. Roarke, their host, cautions them that they must live out their fantasies to their natural conclusions.
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