When a sleepy driver swerves to avoid hitting a rabbit, a canister of toxic waste falls off his truck, ending up in a local pond. This pond is the collection source for an eccentric spider breeder, Joshua, where he finds small insects to feed his spiders. Suddenly, the spiders have begun to grow, and Joshua excitedly shares the news of his large spiders with young Mike Parker, who’s mom is the local sheriff. Soon, animals begin to disappear, and Mike can no longer reach Joshua. Meanwhile, local bad-boy, Chris McCormick, returns to town following his father’s recent death, to take over his family’s gold mine, just in time to become ensnared in the mysterious happenings in town.
Something odd is happening in the small town of Centerville, indeed around the world. News reports that the Earth has been pulled off it’s axis due to polar fracking, and as the Centerville Sheriff Department investigate all the bizaare reports, the dead are rising from their graves.
Phillip and his flamboyant friends are gathered at a cabin on a beach, near the Pink Lagoon, to celebrate his birthday. Meanwhile, a nearby chemical plant is suspected of contaminating the mosquitos/flies in the swamp and causing a dangerous virus outbreak. Philip and his friends must face this menace as those affected by this virus shamble on their beach and attack them.
Johnny, who has “misunderstood genius” Uncle Luther lurking in the basement “lair” of his hotty mom’s house, works at the less than spectacular Dandy Donuts shop with his childhood friend, Michelle. One day, Uncle Luther comes to Dandy Donuts to get Johnny’s tablet for one of his experiments, the reanimation of dead rats, and during an altercation with the sketchy owner, Luther’s reanimation chemical gets into the fryer grease, turning all the donuts made into Killer Donuts!
Sonny, who has spent the previous 6 years in prison, is being transported to a Super Max prison to finish his sentence, when he and his police escort stop at a diner for a 2 AM lunch. Unfortunately, at the same diner, Ross, a journalist is meeting with a man who possesses the Sword of Destiny, a mythical blade which imbues whoever touches it with powers. Mr. Park, a Korean mob boss who has been searching for years for the sword, has sent this deadly minions, lead by his nephew, Tommy, to get the Sword of Destiny, and all hell breaks loose. Continue reading →
A small town of Santa Mira is thrown into confusion after their water tower collapses for an unknown reason, followed by a girl mysteriously going into shock. The sheriff recruits the help of a professor of Marine Biology to figure out what happened. Continue reading →
When Angie gets her and her friend, Izzy, a crazy awesome house-sitting gig, they load up Pappy’s porn box and other supplies. The instructions from the guys who hired them are to go nuts, and they’re given a platinum card, they proceed to do pretty much everything you don’t want house-sitters to do. Continue reading →