A friend had recently posted the quote “Do you girls know how to Jamaica Ska?” Which amused me tremendously since I hadn’t thought about that movie in ages. Then, I saw a screen grab of Zombie Nightmare with Adam West and I just KNEW I needed to watch this.
Honestly I misread the title on the cover art as “Sausage Vows”, but decided to check it out anyway. Mark lost his wife in a car accident, so, after the funeral, his friends (and Mark Polonia) decide to stay with him for the weekend as support. Turns out, they may not be such good friends.
At a family gathering celebrating their Aunts birthdays, a mysterious gift arrives. Everyone is surprised to learn that it is from the one member of the family, their nephew Christopher, who is not there. To the Aunts delight, it is a beautifully carved wooden box, which once opened, causes them to turn into demons, who eat everyone they catch.
After a gig, the band “The Killer Barbies” drives to the next stop on their tour when their van breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Arkan, the secretary for the Countess Fledermaus, finds them and invites them to stay at the castle until someone can come to fix the van.
Gino (Pete Punito) is a geneticist working on a secret government project. He and his fiancée are trying to get pregnant, when they discover he is unable. When she breaks things off, Gino decides to use his expertise to create his own son using genetic material from Lucy, the Komodo Dragon who is the subject of the secret government project, mixed with his own genetic material.
13 years ago a young woman was horribly murdered by the lawnmower killer on Halloween Prom night, in front of her sister, causing irreparable psychological damage that will haunt her for the rest of her life. Now, 13 years later, Mary Graves is getting ready for her own Halloween Prom night and there was an escape from the local psychiatric hospital.
The one Troma film that pretty much everybody has seen and loves. Melvin the mop-boy, after being tricked and harassed by the Tromaville town bullies, falls into a barrel of toxic waste which chemically alters his body and mind causing him an uncontrollable urge to fight and destroy criminals.