Notorious outlaw, Johnny Madrid, escapes the gallows with the hangman’s daughter, Esmeralda. As they seek a safe haven for the night, they come across a remote cantina where where they discover the dark secret of Esmeralda’s lineage.
Phillip and his flamboyant friends are gathered at a cabin on a beach, near the Pink Lagoon, to celebrate his birthday. Meanwhile, a nearby chemical plant is suspected of contaminating the mosquitos/flies in the swamp and causing a dangerous virus outbreak. Philip and his friends must face this menace as those affected by this virus shamble on their beach and attack them.
Johnny, who has “misunderstood genius” Uncle Luther lurking in the basement “lair” of his hotty mom’s house, works at the less than spectacular Dandy Donuts shop with his childhood friend, Michelle. One day, Uncle Luther comes to Dandy Donuts to get Johnny’s tablet for one of his experiments, the reanimation of dead rats, and during an altercation with the sketchy owner, Luther’s reanimation chemical gets into the fryer grease, turning all the donuts made into Killer Donuts!
When an old homeless woman dies in her arms, Zoe inherits a curse which leaves her under the protection of a senile gnome, who chooses the most flamboyant of methods of protection in order. Continue reading →
In a rather dreary steampunk future where vampires have begun to openly and peacefully exist with humanity, a human cop and a vampire cop team up to catch what appears to be a serial killer attempting to destroy that fragile peace. Continue reading →
What happens when a group of friends go camping in the woods to drink & have sex then randomly meet a slightly older guy who is camping on the other side of the park? Exactly what you expect… if you expect everyone to get beheaded. Continue reading →
While pursuing a story about a serial killer, reporter, Karen White, is attacked and watches as he is shot to death by the police. On her psychiatrist’s recommendation, she and her husband go to a retreat, called “The Colony”, for relaxation and therapy. However, the residents of The Colony are unsettling, creepy, and have a frightening secret. Continue reading →
When Angie gets her and her friend, Izzy, a crazy awesome house-sitting gig, they load up Pappy’s porn box and other supplies. The instructions from the guys who hired them are to go nuts, and they’re given a platinum card, they proceed to do pretty much everything you don’t want house-sitters to do. Continue reading →