Kevin is invited to spend a weekend at his estranged, adopted, brother, Norm’s new place, for a birthday gathering with some of Norm’s unusual friends. It turns out that his brother’s place is a patch of desert where they’re camping out, and the weekend kicks off with Norm’s buddy and handyman, Jovan, choking to death on a hot dog. As the nearest hospital is “like 80 miles away,” the group decides just to bury him on Norm’s land, that may be sacred Native American burial ground.
A vampire and her minion decide to create an army beginning with the hick town of Backwash. Meanwhile, Ma Pisser wins a contest to have a room redecorated by Jean-Claude, just in time to experience Backwash’s annual Tripe Days festivities. Continue reading →
A group of guerrilla scientists, trying to retrieve illicit samples of DNA from the Lake Placid crocodiles and combine them with giant anacondas, are killed, and in the process damage the gate to the Black Lake refuge which houses the crocodiles. Continue reading →
Writer/director Adam Green offers the audience what is intended to be the next big name in the American slasher genre. Though it may be the same slasher archetype, given a rich new setting and a face… redesign (can’t really call it a facelift now, can we), it also gives the audience some really wonderful over-the-top gore scenes, dismemberment, evisceration, buckets of blood splashed around, and fun, though stereotypical, characters. Continue reading →
A group of sorority sisters gather at in a lakeside town to compete for an exclusive prize. After a series of anger management issues, Detective Bill Watts is sent, by his Captain, for “guard duty” on the Captain’s daughter. When he arrives he discovers that the Captain’s daughter never made it to the competition. Detective Watts finds that girls have been going missing from this lakeside community for years. As they are cut off from outside help, and the sorority girls start dying, Watts finds he has stumbled onto something. Continue reading →
Picking up right where the first movie left off, Melitis, Marina, Jenny, and Vakirtzis manage to escape the stadium and meet up with another small group of survivors. Not only must they face the zombie horde, they also face a band of men who indiscriminately kill both the infected and those not simply for sport. Meanwhile, a messenger, looking for the one with the knowledge of how to defeat the evil, finds this most unexpected hero. Continue reading →
After accidentally killing the owner of a strip club, Burt, a hedonistic vampire, takes his friend-turned-vampire, Todd, to his favorite drug dealer for a night of indulgence. Meanwhile, surviving strippers from the club plot Burt’s destruction. Continue reading →