Juan of the Dead (2011) – Film

“Juan of the Dead”

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Juan has spent most of his life surviving(“I survived Mariel, I survived Angola, I survived that Special Period and that thing that came later and I’m going to survive this.”), but not doing much of anything else, in Cuba and is willing to fight to keep it that way.   Suddenly, there is an uprising of “dissidents,” according to the Cuban government.  Now Juan, along with his sidekick, Lazaro; Lazaro’s son, Vladi California; Camilla, Juan’s estranged daughter; a cross dresser named China, and tough-guy, El Primo, must try to survive Cuba being over run by zombies.  Not just survive, but make a profit while they help others survive.  Their slogan, “Juan of the Dead: we kill your loved ones. How can we help you today?” Continue reading “Juan of the Dead (2011) – Film”

Bloodrayne (The Trilogy) – Film

This is my first attempt at reviewing a complete franchise,  hope you enjoy it.

“Bloodrayne” (2005)

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Based on a popular video game, this movie is about Rayne, a half human/half vampire called a “dhampir.”  Having grown up as a captive sideshow freak, Rayne finally escapes.  Learning that she is the daughter of the vampire king and seeking revenge upon him, she joins a society of vampire hunters called Brimstone. Continue reading “Bloodrayne (The Trilogy) – Film”

A Little Bit Zombie (2012) – Film

“A Little Bit Zombie”

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Steve, a mild mannered young man, Tina, his bridezilla fiancee, Sarah, his sister and Craig, his party boy cousin, go to a cabin to plan their wedding.  They run into a little snag when Steve turns into a zombie and a pair of self proclaimed zombie hunters come looking for him. Continue reading “A Little Bit Zombie (2012) – Film”