When Angie gets her and her friend, Izzy, a crazy awesome house-sitting gig, they load up Pappy’s porn box and other supplies. The instructions from the guys who hired them are to go nuts, and they’re given a platinum card, they proceed to do pretty much everything you don’t want house-sitters to do. Continue reading →
Jackson returns to his home town on the Scotland coast to find that the Post Office his grandparents own is the only business left in the village not owned by the rich, arrogant Bennett Campbell. Trying to find a way to save the Post Office, Jackson and his friend find a crate washed up with what appears to be herbal tea. They bag it up, sell it, and the villagers love it, but it starts to have some unusual side effects. Continue reading →
A young scientist conducting experiments in his parent’s basement is forced to go on a vacation to a Bed and Breakfast. When he gets there, he trips and his briefcase of experimental goo bursts open and spills between the cracks of the deck. As the mad scientist goes even more mad, it’s up to the hippy B&B owner, Major Wang, a former professional wrestler, and a real estate agent to save the world from the giant mushroom invasion. Continue reading →
Curtis learns not to be a peek in windows the hard way when he is squirted by skunk while watching a woman through a window as she undresses. Soon he finds out that it wasn’t an ordinary skunk,and has to come to terms with that idea his love interest, Mary Beth, may never be able to be his steady girl. Continue reading →
Sea Creatures attack a little coastal town while a group of filmmakers are trying to film a porn movie. When some photos get mixed up because the director, Mel Duncan and the Ichthyologist Mel(ody) Duncan are staying at the same motel, the producer decided he wants a fish themed porno.
At Mushnik’s flower shop in Skid Row, Seymour Krelborn is trying to live his dream of growing things. He starts a seed, grows a rare plant, which he names Audrey Junior, after his love interest, his co-worker, Audrey Fulquard. Such an exciting, exotic new plant brings a rush of interest, fame, and business to the flower shop, but to keep Audrey Junior healthy, Seymour is forced to take awful, sinister actions. Continue reading →
Another Prime find. Micro budget. Shorter than I expected, less than an hour, I probably should have paid more attention to that when I selected it. As it is advertised as Massimiliano Cerchi’s lost work, perhaps it was an unfinished project that someone found and released without trying to finish or polish it, but that’s just speculation and conjecture.